This is what he said:
That post is what I’m almost entirely sure was his thought process before tweeting that.
I may have exaggerated things a bit.
Not much because, I mean, the man thinks blushing is #epic so…
More at http://psychofactz.com
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Tom you sneaky little son of a bitch.
*puts on sunglasses* Much Better :)
*All the windows and glassware in her house explode upon scrolling to this picture.*
Goddammitfuckhole not again.
(Source: fuckyeahgodofmischief)
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN SHITHOLE IS THIS FUCKERY??
IS THAT A FUCKING HAWK?
WHO DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING HAWK?
DID SOMEONE THINK “YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BORING-ASS PHOTOSHOOT NEEDS? A FUCKING HAWK.”
AND MOTHER OF FUCK THOSE ARE SOME TIGHT PANTS.
Not that I’m…
(Source: Daily Mail)
Tom I hate you so fucking much that I want to hire someone to hit me in the face with a cast iron frying pan every time you do something adorable(which is ALL THE FUCKING TIME YOU ASS).
(Source: hulkbomb)















